The Psychotic Advisor Presents
My esteemed colleague, The Retro Doctor
has finally published his
categorically conclusive compendium
of self-improvement.
Within these pages lie the answers
to each and every annoying problem life serves up
and that's the truth. - The Retro Doctor
AMAZING! Where in the world is The Psychotic Advisor?
Even Semiretired Superheroes need a break now and then:
The Psychotic Advisor has been taking a well deserved and much needed vacation, but of course,
you can't keep a good man down, and he has been actively drumming up support in the flickr community.
Yes, photography is one of the Psychotic Advisor's many hobbies.
You can view his flickr photostream here.
Most importantly, the Psychotic Advisor has started a new group within the flickr community
called Macro and Cheese. If you have a camera (the cheesier the better) you should join!
Click any of the pics (above) and follow the instructions to join Macro and Cheese!
People who follow this website have flooded our office with questions. Why haven't there been
many updates lately? Why the sudden change in format? What's going on behind the scenes at Alamogordo's Compound Ground Zero
(the top secret headquarters of the Psychotic Advisor)? How's the new branch office in Fort Worth doing? What is The Psychotic
Advisor up to? All carefully guarded secrets... until now. Information is trickling in, including the links to the mysterious
photo community shown above. What's going on? Where is the semiretired superhero known as The Psychotic Advisor? Do you have
a clue?
This is a sign it's time to turn back!
Busy day today.
Psychotic Advisor performs flight inspection on military aircraft.
June 17th, 2009
All of this air traffic flew past the Psychotic Advisor today. Just not at the same time.
More air traffic at the Advisor's place.
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What is the Psychotic Advisor?
The Psychotic Advisor is an actual human being who gives advice.
(It's also the name of this website)
Is it safe?
That depends on what you mean. The website is safe and malware free.
The Psychotic Advisor loathes malware, and is a member of STOPbadware dot org.
The Psychotic Advisor also loathes spam.
He will never give (or sell) your email address to any other parties ever!
Not even members of his staff! Not even to his own mother!
All inquiries are kept strictly confidential unless you give your permission for publication.
Even then, your identity and your email address are carefully guarded.
The advice he gives is definitely not safe, and you are discouraged from actually following
his advice!
Then why should I ask for his advice?
(Why indeed?) Because you're a grownup. You're capable of making your own decisions.
You shouldn't smoke either, but millions of people do. You shouldn't cheat on your taxes, but millions of people do.
If nothing else, advice from a psychotic will give you a different perspective.
Does he really answer all of his email?
With the exception of the three "AMS," yes.
(All spams, scams and slams should be
All serious and sincere inquiries will be answered eventually.
(Joe Biden and Doctor Phil are not affiliated with the Psychotic Advisor)
Is it free?
Most of the time it is. Sometimes lengthy, personal consultations may require a modest
payment, but you will never encounter hidden fees or be charged without your knowledge and permission.
How does he make any money at it?
He doesn't. Even in today's ruthlessly greedy environment, it's comforting to know that
some people still do things in the spirit of public service. The Psychotic Advisor does have a real job that supports his
lavish lifestyle, but he loves to get email, and loves to offer advice when he hears from you.
Is the Psychotic Advisor really psychotic?
Although the Psychotic Advisor has never been officially diagnosed by any medical professional,
those who know him best have no doubt. In the words of Krishnamurti, "It is no sign of good health to be well-adjusted
to a sick society." If this is true, then the Psychotic Advisor might very well be the sanest man
on Earth!
This website is undergoing another massive reconstruction phase.
The Psychotic Advisor will continue to answer all emails and provide free advice on any topic. Thanks for your continued loyalty and your patient understanding while we work diligently
behind the scenes to make this a truly remarkable place to visit.
Disclaimer:
Although the Psychotic Advisor
does actually exist and he is not a fictitious character, the persona that he portrays for entertainment purposes and for
the purpose of this website, as well as in other media, is fictitious, and any resemblance to the actual, living, breathing
Psychotic Advisor is purely coincidental. It should also be strongly noted that the humor written for this website is presented
strictly in the interest of entertainment, satire, farce and parody. No harm or offense is intended and we hope the targets
of the jokes have a good sense of humor about themselves. Some of the content, artwork, photos, entries and articles attributed
to the Psychotic Advisor are authored or created by ghost writers and other members of the Psychotic Advisor creative department.
Some content might be included under the Fair Use Doctrine of the United States. It should also be stated that it is not the
Psychotic Advisor's intent to condone crimes of any nature, and readers are encouraged to excercise sound judgement and refrain
from taking anything in the pages of this web site seriously. The Psychotic Advisor does not advocate drug use or alcohol
abuse. The artists and performers who contribute to this website are professionals and you should not attempt to perform any
of these stunts yourself. Furthermore, please don't encourage or allow kids to read this stuff. The world is confusing enough
for them already. Mark Twain, Doctor Phil, Pope Benedict XVI, and Oprah Winfrey are not affiliated with the Psychotic Advisor.
Barack Obama has not approved nor endorsed this message. One final footnote. There is some guy on Youtube who calls himself
the PSYCHotIC ADVISOR. Although imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and we appreciate his efforts at paying tribute
to the Psychotic Advisor, he is not the genuine article. There is only one Certified Psychotic Advisor, and he isn't it. Accept
no substitutes.
No computers were harmed in the creation of this website.
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