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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Iraqi head seeks arms

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says

Police begin campaign to run down jay walkers

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Squad helps dog bite victim

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

Two Soviet ships collide; one dies

Never withhold herpes infection from loved one

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Ensfield couple slain; police suspect homicide

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