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You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough. -Frank Crane
There
is no tyranny so great as that which is practiced for the benefit of the victim. - C.S. Lewis
He who fights against
monsters must beware lest he become one himself - Nietzsche
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the
leather straps -Emo Phillips.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined -Samuel Goldwyn
Madness is confusion of
levels of fact...Madness is not seeing visions but confusing levels. -William Burroughs
There was never a genius without
a tincture of madness. - Aristotle
A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them:
they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world.-Sigmund Freud
The distance between insanity and genius
is measured only by success. -James Bond: Tomorrow never Dies
Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked
in what cage. - Ray Bradbury
Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. -R. D. Laing
It
is no sign of good health to be well-adjusted to a sick society.- Krishnamurti
Those who danced were thought to be
quite insane by those who could not hear the music. -Angela Monet
Men have called me mad, but the question is not
yet settled whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence. -Edgar Allan Poe
There is a new prisoner, I think
about five cells down from mine. Seeing him brought in, has, I think, saved me from losing my mind; for that I do not thank
him - sanity, after all, is only reason applied to human affairs, and when this reason, applied over years, has resulted in
disaster, destruction, despair, misery, starvation and rot, the mind is correct to abandon it. This decision to discard reason,
I see now, is not the last but the first reasonable act; and this insanity we are taught to fear consists in nothing but responding
naturally and instinctively rather than with the culturally acquired, mannered thing called reason; an insane man talks nonsense
because like a bird or a cat he is too sensible to talk sense. -Gene Wolfe, "V.R.T. (The Fifth Head of Cerberus)"
I
don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado
When you live in the shadow of insanity, the appearance of another
mind that thinks and talks as yours does is something close to a blessed event. -R. Pirsig
Sanity is a cozy lie. -Susan
Sontag
What is madness but nobility of soul at odds with circumstance? -Theodore Roethke, "In a Dark Time"
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts.-G.B. Burgin
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. -Norm
Papernick
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three.
Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane. -George Orwell, "1984"
That
is the truest sign of insanity - insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing
to admit that they are crazy. -Nora Ephron
There is no insanity so devastating in man's life as utter sanity. -William
Allen White
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the
universe. -Goethe
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say commonplace things but burn, burn, burn like fabulous
yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the centerlight pop and everybody goes
"AWWWW!!!" -Jack Kerouac
If there's a message that runs through the show, it's that maybe the authorities don't have
your best interests at heart. - "The Simpson's" creator, Matt Groening
77 percent of all the mentally ill live in
poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. - Jerry Garcia
(Grateful Dead)
The experience and behavior that gets labeled schizophrenic is a special strategy that a person invents
in order to live with an unbearable situation. - 'R D Laing - The Politics of Schizophrenia
If you are going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. -John Russell
The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign
that the conspiracy is working. - Kenneth Starr
If a man loses pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears
a different drummer. Let him step to the music in which he hears, however measured, or far away. -Henry David Thoreau
Mass
media is, far and away, the public's primary source of information about mental illness - 1990 Survey, Robert Wood Johnson
Foundation
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andre Gide
Stupidity
often saves a man from going mad. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
All of us are crazy in one way or another. - Yiddish Proverb
Crazy people who are productive
are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. Crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just plain crazy.
Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean; geniuses swim, crazy people drown. Most of us are sitting
safely on the shore. Take a chance and get your feet wet. -Micheal Gelb
Good sense travels on the well-worn paths;
genius, never. And that is why the crowd, not altogether without reason, is so ready to treat great men as lunatics. - Cesare
Lombroso (1836-1909, Criminalogist, educator, physician)
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and
safely insane every night of our lives. -William Dement
The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to
me; I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level. I think it is ignorance that makes people think of abnormality
only with horror and allows them to remain undismayed at the proximity of "normal" to average and mediocre. For surely anyone
who achieves anything is, essentially, abnormal. - Dr. Karl Menninger, "The Human Mind", 1930
Suspicion is the beginning
of wisdom, and of madness. -Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist.
Much Madness is divinest Sense -- To a discerning
Eye -- Much Sense -- the starkest Madness -- 'Tis the Majority In this, as All, prevail -- Assent -- and you are sane -- Demur
-- you're straightway dangerous -- And handled with a Chain -- -Emily Dickinson (1830-1886), U.S. poet.
Pain is real
when you get other people to believe in it. If no one believes in it but you, your pain is madness or hysteria. -Naomi Wolf
(b. 1962), U.S. author.
Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find
a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos. -David Cronenberg (b. 1943), Canadian filmmaker
Schizophrenia
cannot be understood without understanding despair. -R.D. (Ronald David) Laing (1927-1989), British psychiatrist.
If
you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -Thomas Szasz (b. 1920), U.S. psychiatrist
The
problem is that you have a disease, but the disease is abnormal integrity, loyalty to a view of the world that the schizophrenic
is willing to stake his life on. -Dr. Carl Whitaker
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May 7th, 2009
The Psychotic Advisor has been extremely busy investigating this horrifying tale of a woman's
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Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small
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PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
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People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
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A
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Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
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