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^ Mandalafly1 by the Psychotic Advisor ^
The Psychotic Advisor strongly recommends art as therapy. The Psychotic Advisor engages in therapeutic art on a daily basis, not to find sanity, but to truly embrace, explore and express his psychosis. It also helps to relieve the stress that comes with the territory.
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^ Little Red by the Psychotic Advisor ^
She was beautiful, and I could feel the hair on the back of my neck bristling as she approached. I wondered what she had in her basket and became obsessed with the notion that I should visit her grandmother.
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^ Royal Mandala ^
Many of the Psychotic Advisor's art pieces start out as photographs. He then tortures them in much the same way that a bonsai master tortures a tree into a thing of beauty. People for the Ethical Treatment of Photographs have protested this practice, but the Psychotic Advisor ignores them.
Email a photo of your face to the Psychotic Advisor. He'll torture it into a mandala of your very own.
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^ Clock Faces by the Psychotic Advisor ^
Images are shown at a much lower resolution than the originals. High quality prints are available in sizes from one inch, up to four feet. Even larger sizes available with some pieces, and at very reasonable prices. These can be printed on almost anything. Contact the Psychotic Advisor for pricing.
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^ Lotus Mandala by the Psychotic Advisor ^
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^ NanoQueen by the Psychotic Advisor ^
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^ God's Clock ^
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^ Polychromandala ^
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^ Fiery Clock ^
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^ Squirmandala ^
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^ Chronos 2 ^
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^ Tossed Saladala ^
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^ Meticulock ^
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^ Mandalala ^
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^ Planetary Clock ^
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^ Pedestrian Staggering ^
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^ The Future is Uncertain ^

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You might also visit the Psychotic Advisor's Panoramio site to view some of his photographs by clicking here. All of the Psychotic Advisor's photos are available as stunning prints in any size up to four feet in width,
Contact the Psychotic Advisor for prices.
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^ The Predator by the Psychotic Advisor ^

All of the prints shown on this website are available in a wide range of sizes and materials. Prices start as low as two dollars (plus shipping) for quality paper giclee prints up to 11 inches by 17 inches. Larger sizes are available for about ten dollars or less per square foot, depending on material and availability.
 
Because art is a personal item, you are encouraged to contact the Psychotic Advisor to directly inquire about any specific prints, and mention the size required to adequately fill your space.
 
Sometimes special prices are available due to variables in the market, and when discounts are offered by our contractors and print suppliers. So please don't be shy. Send an email today for a free quote.

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain
 
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