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One way to stimulate the economy and get merchandise moving again, is to put Obama's face on everything!
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The Psychotic Advisor does not sell
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or endorse these products.

All politicians flip flop on issues.
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Why should Obama be any different?
(The Psychotic Advisor does not sell or endorse the Washington Post.)

All superheroes need to have their own
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action figure.

You don't suppose the Obama action figure is made in Japan do you?
 
Inside sources tell us this item will soon be added to the dashboard of Air Force One:

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And of course, what Presidential wash room would be complete without soap?

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"We was just saying how much we needed a figurine."
- Jack Nicholson as Henry Moon in Goin' South (1978)

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You'll probably think the old Psychotic Advisor is yankin' your chain with this next one, but no, it's for real. Just click on the comic book if you don't believe me.
(The talking balloon depicts Spiderman saying, "Hey, if you get to be on my cover, can I be on the dollar bill?")
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Even Fox News is getting in on the act.
(The Psychotic Advisor definitely does NOT endorse Fox News!)

You probably won't believe this one either:

Barak Obama is not affiliated with the Psychotic Advisor.
Barak Obama does not approve nor endorse the Psychotic Advisor.

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain
 
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