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A comprehensive index of our Psychotic Little Corner of the Web
This page is currently under construction or mutilation,
depending on how you look at it.
Your patience is appreciated.
Keep coming back periodically to see our progress (or regress) but I digress.
On this site!
Articles and oddities:
Click on any of the following
Which came first? The conspiracy, or the paranoia?
Click the Chick if you're brave enough to take the Conspiracy Test!
The Psychotic Advisor introduces a new avatar!
For those who are too frightened or too shy to contact the Psychotic Advisor for personal consultation
via email, get your free Psychotic Reading online, with no human involvement or interaction whatsoever!
Just click on the mystic avatar below to get started.
The GM Total Confidence Program?
(You're not serious. Really?)
GM finally admits they're in the confidence racket!
Update:
GM announces the Total Confidence Promotion has ended.
Psychotic Advisor offers to merge with Fiat on their behalf:
"Oh wait! That was Chrysler... no matter... they're all the same. For thirty-five billion
dollars, I'll even have sex with a damn Fiat!"
The babies left their nest, and it's time for a new beginning.
Our Mama Cardinal feeds one of her babies while suspiciously eyeballing the camera.
April 24th, 2009 - This is a real sign that spring is in the air. It's a time of celebration
as the Psychotic Advisor's Neurotic Media Empire opens a branch office in Fort Worth, Texas. The Cardinals' eggs were discovered
in the hedge out front on Easter day and the babies ventured forth out of the nest for the first time yesterday. The
proud Mama and Papa were on hand for the occasion. The staff celebrated with pizza and frappuccino. The Psychotic Advisor's
NME photojournalist snapped some shots.
Click on the birdies to see the family album.
Please stand by for another major overhaul of this website.
Thanks for your patience!
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